It's my self-proclaimed 'Abstain From Swearing Until Ivy Day' event, and I'm not doing so hot, but hey, at least I'm trying. And struggling.

Now starting a ticker for accidents and 'eff-ups'.

The F BOMB
2 : typing on chat but removed instantly
1 : before i went to sleep
1 : phone rang in a weird way
1 : accidentally on fb chat with adele
1 : upon discovering that the chicken chunks in soup was actually fish

SHOOT ME
next to none! (the prolonged 'shhh' sound can lend to either 'shoot' 'shet' or 'shiesse' ... so far so good.)

1 : accidentally typed out in chat
1 : upon realizing life

BITS
1 : in all honestly, i didn't think it counted. it's a female dog!

DARN/HECK/OTHERS
2 : again, this shouldn't count, but to make it all the more challenging... *sigh*